Attack of the Mutant Penguins

In the far-off galaxy "Bleurgggh" (Nebula Quadrant), an evil race of slimy green (but reasonably stupid) aliens have been monitoring the Earth's transmissions. Unfortunately for them, they only tuned in to a specific channel, and picked up "The Wildlife Show". They quickly made the decision to disguise themselves as the obviously dominant species on Earth - the penguin. Having invaded, they quickly realized their mistake and tried again to disguise themselves as humans. Nobody is fooled.

When the good Earth penguins found out about this slur on their integrity, they were not happy, and are out for a fight. Joining them in their struggle are those champions of inter-galactic do-goodery, Bernanrd (a round thing with a frying pan) and Rodney (a pear-shaped thing with a baseball bat) - legends throughout the universe.

So there you have it - it's the age-old story of Mutant Alien Penguins dressed up in costumes being slapped around by real penguins, clubbed by an oversize pear with a baseball bat, and clobbered by a round thing with a frying pan.